3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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