Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Two words: blizzard sex
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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