You really coming over, don't trick.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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