I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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