I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
wow bdsm is so cute
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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