I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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