How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
tell me about the eggs
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