Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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