This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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