Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
