Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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