I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
This girl is more easily done than said...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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