Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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