normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
do nipples grow back?
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