Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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