Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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