worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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