I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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