she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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