im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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