what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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