Got a toothbrush?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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