wakey wakey hands off snakey
I could have mohawked her pubes.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
