What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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