Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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