Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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