I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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