dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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