Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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