But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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