With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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