haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I'm really busy with my period
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