Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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