no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
