Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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