Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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