I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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