so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I need a beard to bite.
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