Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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