Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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