I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
