Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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