How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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