erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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