What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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