Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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