Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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