There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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