eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wish you could order shots online.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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