Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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