he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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